haw do i start it?

ok ill try to decipher it even though he has more then likely given up on his post,paul there are no immobilisers on this chinese scooter unless you have had one fitted to it,secondly its an automatic so there is no manual clutch to pull in.there is of course two brakes one on the right and one on the left ,the left one is the rear brake and the front one is on the right.So you can pull either one or both in to link the starter circuit.what happens when you pull both brakes in and press the start button?,also make sure the side stand isnt down or the stand switch will cut the starter circuit too.good luck with it and now lets all have a big squeezy non bitching cuddle and rejoice that this thread is on its last answer.

adam bike doctor
February 2010

group hug time! And no one has answered this poor chaps question!

victor meldrews aunty/uncle/sister/ etc etc
February 2010

You do of course know im only messing about ted?:)no hard feelings eh.

Albert einstein
February 2010

ted do you mean this sentence?
No tech is going to reply to such dopey post as yours when you couldn't be arsed in the first place posting a thread that's understandable!!!!
because this is still the correct usage of the word yours,as if he had put your'es then that would have read totally wrong.asit would have had the same meaning as you ares ?kind regards Albert.

Albert einstein
February 2010

Blimey, get you lot! Re-arrange twist, knickers, don't get yours in a. Anyway Mr einstein (the one with the small one, 'e' that is!) I was referring to the 'your' in V.M's second sentence. I accept your apology in advance. All the best.

2 stroke Ted
February 2010

For the attention of 2 stroke ted,the word your'e is like you say an abbreviated version of the words 'you are' but that is not the word he should have used at all ,like you have suggested.It would have then read with the same meaning as this.

Paul, I think you are girlfriends moped is the least of her worries.

unlike this which he wrote which does in fact make complete sense and is gramatically correct.

Paul, I think your girlfriends moped is the least of her worries.
so to sum it up victor meldrews dad is in fact apologising for no reason and his son victor meldrew was in fact correct all along with this sentence.
i would stick to 2 strokes and not teaching english.
regards,
albert einstein
p.s rock on victor you're right.

Albert einstein
February 2010

lol...

victor meldrews brother
February 2010

pool ma grilfiend ad a surkiedder da sam as urs ziz ans dat woz funked 2 i finks dem is a bit chinky and dems is knot worf wheelie keepen i wood s crap iit m8 itz knot worf a tosss.sry an dat butt imz tellin da trooof innit.ps i starret me engwlish leasooons neckst weak n u cun cum wi mee ify wont 2 ?im qwite goud attit ya fink?chears m9 im mean m8.

viktor mildew
February 2010

he he this thread has been superspammed to my amusement it's a funny read if that's all it is!.

me, myself and i.
February 2010

Thanks Paul's dad for correcting my grammar but as I was having a fight with my cat at the time, I'd only realised my spelling error after I'd posted my thread.
Still, you can't be too bright yourself Ted when your own punctuation & spelling is a complete shambles. Did you ever hear of capital letters or commas & the words 2 stoke starts with the letter T? Luckily for you we are here to help with everything & your English writing is top priority. This is why the forum is called 'howtomendit.com...me finks es nite skool 4u & ur sun a.s.a.p.!!!!!

Victor Meldrew's dad
February 2010

Victor Meldrew eh? was'nt he a walking disaster area? while you're on the subject of spell checker. the word you needed was YOU'RE, a shortening of you are, not 'your' which has a different meaning.

2 stroke Ted
February 2010

all i can say is lol.or lmfao. nothing else just that.

victors mate.
February 2010

Paul, I think your girlfriend's moped is the least of her worries if she's dating a dummy like you. Surely to god if your bright enough to use a computer, would you not use the spell checker? If my son wrote English like that, I would send him to night school but then if I did, he probably wouldn't be able to spell during the day.
No tech is going to reply to such dopey post as yours when you couldn't be arsed in the first place posting a thread that's understandable!!!!

Victor Meldrew
February 2010