gas not getting to oven?

UN A PIECE OF GARDEN HOSE FROM MAIN GAS SUPPLY TO THE OVEN PLACE HOSE INSIDE OVEN CLOSE DOOR AND SECURE WITH ROPE OR OTHER SUCH BINDING TURN ON GAS AT MAIN SET A CANDLE NEAR OVEN DOOR AND GO OUTSIDENFOR ABOUTN 10/15 MINUTES, IF YOU DONT HEAR ANY LOUD NOISE, OR NOTICE FLAMES COMING FROM THE GENERAL AREA OF THE KITCHEN REPEAT STEPS 1 THRU 5 AND IF YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP IT HANDY WHILE YOU WAIT!

HOMELESS GAS REPAIRMAN
December 2009