Oil indicator on dash flashing max, F. Handbook saying too much oil but I haven't put any in for ages? So is it faulty censor or is there water in oil, l am a woman so not very good with cars!!
What on Earth does your sex have to do with whether or not you are good with cars? You can always learn and, in the Internet you have an absolutely huge resource at your fingertips, let alone adult education, enthusiast groups etc.
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