So, Frank Spencer, this is where you've been hiding all these years is it? you gold plated B**tard, leaving me and baby Jessica to fend for ourselves. Think it's been easy for us eh? living off the royalties of repeats of 'Some Mothers'.
And who's bb then? what's her name eh? left you for M has she?
Ha Ha Haaaa!
(bl**dy hell, this is starting to sound like an A.Lloyd Webber production!)
Was tempted to try and fit in the '....whoopsie in my beret' gag, but i won,t/can't be asked/big yawn etc etc.
Betty Lloyd Webber
June 2010