One of my nights out involved 6 pints of Courage Directors and a tin of non drip red gloss paint thrown across the bedroom in a drunken state. Next morning it oozed through my toes as I trod in it and got on my hands as I tested the red stuff running down the wall then on the taps and in the sink in the bathroom as I tried unsuccessfully to wash it off - I took a pee and it got to places it should not have got to - on my clothes piled up on a chair - even inside the holes in my leather belt - on the upstairs carpets and on the bedclothes.
This was perhaps 1982 and it cost me £1400 - Your damaged blazer is nothing in comparison - a mere bagatelle...
P
November 2009