how do i smell nice??

the washing machine and tumble dryer in the back room are my favorite appliances. i always buy the latest (best ever) liquids, powders, bubble things, concentrated, unconcentrated, colour, whites, bio, non bio, baby safe, tropical, whatever. occasionally, i walk past a random person, or work with someone who smells like a packet of the above mentioned........
please tell me what i am doing wrong
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