No you can't - An RCD compares the current between live and neutral and trips off if there's a difference - your wiring scheme is guaranteed to trip the RCDs.
The building Regulations require work of this sort to have a safety certificate - without it you will have diffuculty selling your house - call in an electrician sooner rather than later.
http://www.diydoctor.org.uk/projects/partp.htm
Peccavi
April 2010