THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ALL PARTNERS OF THOSE WHO PEBBLEDASH YOUR PLACE OF ABODE!!
1)I REALLY REALLY MEAN IT - HIRE A PEBBLEDASHER - GET THE WALL READY - DO NOT LET YOUR
PARTNER BEGIN THIS MISSION.
2)NUMBER ONE FAILED BECAUSE YOUR PARTNER THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL.
3) IF THE JOB HAS BEEN STARTED ON SATURDAY SO THAT YOU CAN BOTH USE SUNDAY AS A DAY OF REST/OTHER ARRANGEMENTS FORGET IT.
4)SUNDAY MORNING - UP EARLY, EVEN THOUGH NEITHER OF YOU RETIRED UNTIL LATE ON SATURDAY DUE TO CLEARING UP AND OBSERVING THE DRIVE SAND STAINED, PARTS OF YOUR CARS STAINED AND IT WONT EVEN WASH OFF WHILST THE PEBBLEDASHER WHO THOUGHT HE KNEW IT ALL IS IN A FOUL MOOD, HAS SWORN MORE THAN EVER AND NEXT DOOR HAS HEARD IT: HE GOES OUT TO INSPECT SATURDAYS WORK - HERE WE GO AGAIN - THE CEMENT HAS DROPPED - THE COLOUR IS DIFFERENT TO THE PEBBLEDASHING ON THE OTHER WALL - THE STONES ARE A DIFFERENT SIZE - WORST OF ALL PARTS OF IT WILL 'HAVE TO BE HACKED OFF AND DONE AGAIN' WHILST HE CARRIES ON DOING THE OTHER PARTS OF THE WALL HE THOUGHT HE WOULD GET DONE AND FINISHED SAT.
5) DO THE HONOURABLE THING AND COOK THE PEBBLEDASHER A PROPER SUNDAY BREAKFAST SO HIS STOMACH FEELS GOOD BEFORE HE STARTS AGAIN AND IT GIVES YOU A GOOD EXCUSE TO STAY OUT OF HIS WAY WHILST YOU WASH UP.
6) LAST HINT TO 'CARL - OCTOBER 2007' - YOU GOT IT THE WRONG WAY ROUND - YOU WILL BE VERY LUCKY IF 10-15% STAYS ON AND THE REST FALLS OFF!
UNDERSTANDING AND PISSED OFF PARTNER - LYNDSAY
July 2009