my thetford toilet will not open?

High Scott .....ar u.... seams lik it
lerning ta spel meselph get sum rite butt moast rong.
Praps wee shuld get too gever an joint der same klub fer speling ay ow abowt it. U in wiv der neanderfingy's an me in wiv der uvers cos Im knot a neanderfingy. Cud ownly spel yer name cos u writ it

Unch der krunch
March 2010

FOR MISS SCOTT.
'Out of the frying pan in to the fire' re-read your reply.

1. You are correct Australia has s that's what I've typed.
2. Where on earth is Auatralia?
3. F word has a C, however you have the P word correct, which after reading your reply, I gather you are referring to yourself for pressing the none return button before checking YOUR spellings.
4. The name is Vicar not Victor
5. Go to optician near you Neanderthals may get free eye tests. Get them to check your pebble specs they're faulty. Go to the dress shop next door and get your knickers straightened....if you have any on.

VICAR
March 2010