FANCY HAVING A LAUGH???

If you work on cars for a living or know what you are doing with them you should find this as funny as i do. The husband of one of my wifes friends thinks he knows a lot about cars and what makes them work. He knows this cause he reads car mags. He asked me to put a pair of LED washer jets on his car. While i was taking the old ones out he asked " where are the wires going to them". No wires i said, they are not heated so no need for wires. " must have power wires going to them to run the engine inside them" he said. Yes, he really said that. He once told me that he must do his tyres. Do what i asked. This is what he said: " you know when you have new tyres fitted?" I nodded. "you can see that special white glue they use to hold the tyre onto the wheel around the edge of the tyre, i put Super Glue around the edge of all my tyres every week so they dont come off" No, i am not kidding, he really said that!!!!!!!!!! I am so looking forward to going round there this saturday..... Just to hear what else he has been doing!